Jan 25

Chill out after a hard day at the office

Posted in Health

You can put a lid on the clever massage jokes. Massage is the real deal. Just arrived in Derby and need to eschew the jet lag? How about a relaxing massage by a professional who knows how to use his or her hands and fingers. When your body is on that comfortable table ready to have a professional therapist get to work eliminating all that stress and strain that’s been a pain, you’ll smile to yourself knowing you picked the right massage service. Derby escort agency provides the relaxation therapy you need without having to move any further than the front door of your office, hotel or residence.

Mobile massage has really caught on in the UK eliminating one major problem: commuting. Whether it’s a sports massage, Indian Head to Hot Stone massage, they can provide just what you need. Our therapists also use the Swedish massage and Lomi Lomi massage method.

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Jan 15

Sneaky Husband

Posted in Humour

I was driving home from work about a month ago, and my husband’s car was sitting behind the bar. At first, I was going to stop, but I just proceeded home as usual. Another week went by, and I saw it sitting there again. He is not one to hang out at the bar regularly. This time I decided that I was going to drop in for a surprise and find out what was going on.

Well, I was very shocked to see him sitting with another woman eating dinner. I made sure that he saw me and walked out the door. He came home shortly after and came clean, he had been dating a Durham escorts companion for several months. That is all that I needed to hear, I packed up my belongings and filed for a divorce.

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Jan 9

What happened to Danielle?

Posted in Beauty

When I look closely at her now, I wonder where her beauty has gone. Her face has aged so quickly and her smile is missing the dazzle that it always used to have. Danielle used to work as a professional escort and she always looked the part when she went out on a date. Her clothes and make up were immaculate and she seemed to be very happy in her work. She was so good looking and brilliant at her job that she was one of the top ten Surrey escorts for three years running. There used to be a competition that gave clients the opportunity to vote for their ‘best date’ and Danielle was always up there with the best. Now, she is looking so old and so unhappy that I’m genuinely concerned about her.

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